He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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