He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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