you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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