Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
