It's like God shit irony all over that family
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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