Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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