I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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