the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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