My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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