Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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