i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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