good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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