It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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Alive.
So much puke
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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