Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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