So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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