Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
