marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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