My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Green mimosas i think yes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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