you guys were way drunker than both of me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I touched a dick in church today
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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