So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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