and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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