Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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