Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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