Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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