yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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