do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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