He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
