i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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