Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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