is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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