Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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