I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize