I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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