upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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