i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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