We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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