I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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