were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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