You surviving the open bar?
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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