I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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