she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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