kristin has been a bad kristin
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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