TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge