he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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