I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She bit a glass in half.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
