you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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