I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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