My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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