It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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