Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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