Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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