Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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